tHIS iS tHE gAGGLE

HELEN WANTS TO HURT ME

ARSENAL: theres a piano and all his guitars are now broken or sold and probably various free plugins to make other sounds

Roecocoa brother. someone write this one bxuz who even is that

XENOZYGOTE

ARSENAL: the moog grandmother, the moog dee fam, the other keyboard, the garage band BUT MOSTLY THE 8 TRACK CD RECORDER WITH AT LEAST ONE OR TWO TRACKS PERMANENTLY BURNED WITH LITERAL FIRE, the jackson dinklage, the bass guitar, the vocoder, the various acoustic instruments such as cellos and accordions and banjos and such

so JH lives in the ohio (THE MIDDLE OF THE WEST) and is in the ‘i am a painter not a musician *proceeds to paint a million songs*’ club. he literally makes new toys out of other toys and other people on these tracks include his amazing wife and glorious toddler. mutli media is the word of the day people.

MICAH H

ARSENAL: the computers!!!!

got born by EH and is YMH niece also and frankly devastating lyricist plus BEATS!!

STRUM CRUMBS

ARSENAL: wasnt there a purple playstation mic involved at some point?? hes got a guitar and also the garage band and that confidence to just make stuff

DZ is a hero man, just doing music out the top of his head. where even are you right now? like mexico or something?

APYR

ARSENAL: the aluminum neck thing and also the 7 string thing and also the wal mart guitar he added frets to and turned into a 9 string or something? Also bass and drums and also the garage band and also the plugging the mixer into itself and it makes NOIIIZZE not pretty!!!!

adhd advocate and also part of the ‘this is just what i do anyway’ club making all this heavy stuff.

MOTWEETA

ARSENAL: production and some cool guitar and um have you HEARD her sing? good grief

out here just making sound poetry and just singing your FACE off like it aint no big deal. she got on zoom once and her dog was just running around off leash and had great recall

ETHAN D HOWARD

ARSENAL: its probably a really good violin

theres this thing called classical music and IT WAS ALL OF THE MUSIC FOR LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS DID YOU EVER HEARD OF IT? also a MAJOR PRINCE FAN

JAKE B

ARSENAL: he got all the computer stuff

Jake i hope you’re living your best life out there in the mountains and thank you for sharing your castoffs and demos as you’re learning to be a bigshot k pop producer

YOUNG MR. HOWARD

ARSENAL: the viola, the apple devices and non Apple computers (and real apples cuz an apple an hour gives more power), the app that slows things down, the REVERB

remember that time you studied music FOR REAL for YEARS and then also loved the sound of the drum machine and ALSO the sound of just THE SOUNDS? like just taking the sounds and slowing them down so much they become WHOLE NEW SOUNDS and then boom!! he has at least one pet snail and it’s going pretty well!! Keeper of nano aquaria, other people’s pets, other people’s dreams, trying not to black out

AUSTEN CRAIG

yo my brother we MISS you and this music is always perfect

ROECOCOA

ARSENAL: the computer THE WRITING string things once???

coming at you in glorious monotone with the envelopes and the levels, the alliteration and the slant rhymes and the hey-hey. sister of Helen Wants To Hurt Me. is not Helen. occasional webmistress.

JAKE PAUL VOGEL

ARSENAL: thats a guitar he plays im pretty sure

Jake we love you you are an organizer of so many things and what are we but a particularly smelly barnacle on the vast quasi community you have gathered

KEVIN HUSTON

ARSENAL: that guitar probably has HUMBUCKERS im willing to bet

YOU ARE AUSTEN’S FRIEND and what ever happened to you dude??? You gave us the rock and went HOME for the night. Sorry we couldn’t do the evanescence cover COVERS AREN’T WHAT WE DO. Some people asked about apparition recently? Didnt know what to say. So weird, dude. Time is so weird.

SEISMIC OVERLOAD

ARSENAL: the digital DRUM KIT the GUITAR

You know it’s a party when seismic shows up. THAT’S APYR COUSIN OR SOMETHING.

I.A.M.

ARSENAL: LOGIC a CLASSICAL GUITAR and THE SCOPE OF THE UNIVERSAL IMAGINATION

Again ‘oh i just paint paintings i don’t know how to music other than all this BEAUTIFUL MUSIC I JUST MADE OOPS’ and guess what YOU DON’T EVEN GET TO HEAR WHAT HE DID ON THE FIRST FOUR ALBUMS but THOSE WHO KNOW freakin KNOW man it’s GOOD STUFF

EDISON’S AUDION

ARSENAL: garage band and ONE MAN’S DREAM

He was in a barbershop quartet and runs an ONLINE REAL LIFE RADIO SHOW FROM THE 1920’s

UNITED T LANDLENGTH

ARSENAL: some of us have seen him play the telecaster and the lap steel and those drums are with a keyboard or something also there is definitely a j bass or something apart but really this listing of tools only devalues the insane artistry that would be still be present if the only available materials were squeaky chairs. Oh yeah i almost forgot: definitely lots of squeaky chairs.

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

REVLER

Yep YOU’RE IN THIS TOO BUDDY

TWEET Y PACO

mads can you pls just come back we NEED you dawg

CORIATHAN HABITBREAKER

what you doing corey WHAT IS THIS OH MY GODDDD and how is that bass coming along? Probably you’re working on a BASS so just TELL ME HOW ITS GOING OK. love that guy

MOMS POETRY BOOK

ARSENAL: Mostly guitar, harmonica; piano and some bass occasionally.

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH MOM ANYWAY. Some things are just not meant for eyes, like our mom’s poetry book. Too personal to read with a clean conscience XD. But maybe it’s more palatable if it’s turned into a song (?) Well, that’s MPB’s approach to music. Need to process a feeling? Turn it into a song. You may still feel bad, but hopefully it at least sounds a little bit prettier. Also it’s no joke this chick is down for ANYTHING. Half this stuff was recorded in THE MIDDLE EAST which is the opposite of Ohio.

HOUSEofJAYS

That’s jeremy bringing jacob’s nightmares to life like any good friend would do

AGNES MOON

She got a MOVIE made about her but she is mostly sticking to FIELD RECORDINGS of SOUNDS in the wild right now RUMOUR HAS IT SHE CAN DO PAPER PLANES KARAOKE LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS

CARLY W

Prolific and HEART and also WHO IS DERMOT KENNEDY AND WHY JUST WHY

BRIAN KORNBLUM

He has made a literal musical like literally and also we should just copypaste the rhymes isaih did on scattered on a ping pong bebop for this bio.

THE STOIC POET

have you hever heard of the HIPPITY HOP it’s someone’s alter ego from this thing NOT GONNA TELL YA